Once upon a time in a land far away, it was decided by the powers-that-be
that for the sake of humanity, the poor and downtrodden, that something
had to be done to equal the economic playing field.
Besides the world bankers, the huge drug, oil and even the
illegal drug cartels (all cash operations) were screwing the
country. They were hording the countries wealth in the form
of their illegal gains which were that countries, and all the
other countries for that matter, currencies.
A world-wide plan had to take place, under the radar so as
not to alert the bad guys. It was decided that instead of this
countries currency, that a new, (actually older) once widely
used in another part of the world, would become the new,
number one respected currency on the global market and
their country currency would also have to be replaced.
This idea would force this country and all the other countries
on the planet that had horded their currency, to rid themselves
of the old, soon to be not usable currency. It would force them
to devoid themselves, some-how, of their illegal gains. Or
bring the old currency to local banks and claim the new currency
and answer the income tax questions or income methods
that would surely follow their exchange of that currency.
At the same time it would require this new land to hire over
50,000 new tax agents to help discover where all this new
transferred money was earned and to help those that forgot
how it was legally earned and to pay proper income taxes on it.
So the hiring began, as other plans were also needed to go into
effect, all in as secret of manner as possible. It was figured that
those holding large sums of this old currency would do everything
in their power to start riots cause other trouble in the country, rather
than report their ill-gained earnings and pay their fair share of
taxes on the money.
So the powers that be set up camps around different regions, help
to fund over 40,000 swat teams nation wide and started having
them practice on lower level offenders until the real big ones
were forced to come out into the light to transfer the old money
into the new money.
Agencies with the name "security" would also have to be funded
and set up across the nation as well. Police departments across
the land would maybe need and were supplied old armed forces
equipment and instructed in their use. A billion bullets would
need to be purchased to make it harder for there to be any
left for other purposes. Even plastic coffins would need to be
purchased to hold all the body bags if everything went as bad
as it possibly could.
The exchange demanded would need to take place virtually
over-night and they decided if things get bad, or maybe not
that bad, even Marshall Law might have to be declared
because many might think their worst fears were becoming
reality and the NWO had finally, as they promised would, come
So plans went into effect. Meetings of the IMF, the countries
own treasury, even the United Nations had to take place. More
and more information was funneled as it was needed, to those
that needed it. It was decided that new bills in the amount of
100 units would begin to be printed, starting with new serial
numbers bill number #1, #2, #3 in so on were printed. Then
it was decided that the entire world's currency would be "RESET"
at the same time, to make up for the deaths and damage
that country had done to others by their illegal undeclared wars
and police actions. So it all began one Friday and the official
announcement would start quietly, at first, on the following
Monday, to make sure as not to give the bad guys too much
Many of the bad guys actually freaked out when the Oct. 1st
deadline for the announcement kickoff came about and many
more joined in the gnashing of teeth once they realized they
had but only 30 days to trade in their old currency for the new
ones already printed in 100 unit notes, the notes of which
would be available one week later on Oct. 8th.
Unknowingly, some investors would become involved in investing
in several other countries currencies as well. Countries like
Iraq and Vietnam would have huge increases in their Dinars and
Dongs overnight. Others laughed at these folks and made jokes
about them. The experts said their wasn't even enough oil and
gas in the ground in these countries to warrant even a quarter
of their currencies being revalued. But it looked like the experts
were wrong as it never stopped this country from printing money.
As a matter of fact, the less gold and silver this country, far, far
way, had, the more currency this country printed until it too
became almost worthless and needed to be replaced. So it began.
So this time, as in many times in the past, the rich got richer,
and the poor got poorer, but something else happened, when
many exchanged their old money for new and actually paid taxes
on this time, the countries all around the world got richer, over-
night. Those wanting to, were able to give money to their churches
and other non-profit, fundraising vehicles to be used in third world
countries, and the global community, in the first time, since the
beginning of humanity were finally able to feed all the world's
hungry children, give them all the medicine and clothing and
shelter they needed, help send them to schools and educate them.
I was discovered that those citizens that had invested millions
in the other currencies where also given 30 days to turn in their
currencies as well, into the new #100 unit ones, and the ones
that were not too greedy, actually paid their income taxes and/or
donated to the churches or fundraisers instead. So the country
even grew richer because of it, as did every country around the
world that exchanged their currencies for the new ones.
In the end, all the countries were pulled from the verge of bankruptcy
but money was finally available for all, even free medical insurance
became available and was paid for the first year from the windfall
in taxes and income to the country.
Afterwords, the Lord looked down and was pleased, he continued
to bless that country and all the other countries of the global that
used that huge financial windfall for good.
And they all lived happily ever after. Amen
* Remember this is only a fairy tail and too crazy to happen in real life.